Meet the Illegibles
I've decided that the rightwing blogosphere is populated by superheroes. Their powers? They can stretch the truth, leap to conclusions, and bend logic. They can read the minds of liberals, put words in the mouths of their opponents, and build the tallest arguments on the flimsiest of foundations. I call these superheroes the Illegibles. Let's go now to San Antonio to meet our first Illegible, Jim Forsyth at News Radio 1200 WOAI. While visiting the Cindy Sheehan vigil, he saw two women (not just “women,” but “prosperous looking white women” because we all know that the worst sort of hypocrite liberal is the white prosperous one) holding a sign that said “Iraq is Arabic for Vietnam.” Now, to see his super powers exercised to the fullest, read Jim’s reaction to this sign (And by the way, am I being pedantic by expecting grammatical correctness from journalists? I count five errors in the paragraph below): "By holding this sign, I presume they would favor that the Iraq war end the same way the war in Vietnam ended. I also presume that this means they would not oppose the same fate for the people of Iraq that befell the people of Vietnam and Cambodia after the end of US involvement there, which was one of the more horrible in the sorry annals of twentieth century tyranny. But in 1975, we were told by the anti war crowd that, after all, they were only Asians, they probably couldn't understand democracy anyway, and knew it wouldn't work 'for them.' Its sad to see the same attitude repeated today, that its not worth the blood of white Americans like Casey Sheehan to win freedom and democracy for 'those people,' in this case, brown skinned Arab Muslims." Notice that Jim's first two sentences are things he “presumes." According to Merriam-Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary, presume means "to suppose to be true without proof." So he hasn't even left the starting gate yet and he's already making stuff up. This is the power of creatio ex nihilo (very potent). His third sentence is outright false. The anti-war crowd opposed the Vietnam war for a lot of reasons, but what he says is not true. (Incidentally, US involvement in Vietnam ended in 1973 with the Paris Peace Accords, so I don't know who was talking in 1975). So we see his whole argument is bullshit. He makes a disengenuous comparison between his opinion and a lie to arrive at a baseless conclusion, a clear manifestation of his powers of rhetorical levitation. I want to point out something else. In his second sentence, he talks about the horrible fate of the Vietnamese and Cambodian people after the US disengaged. I assume he is talking about the rise of Pol Pot and the Khmer Rouge in Cambodia. But, the Khmer Rouge came to power as a direct result of US bombings in Cambodia. In other words, he is tacitly agreeing with those prosperous-looking white women by admitting that the US could destabilize the Iraq region now as it did in Vietnam 30 years ago. This is a demonstration of his power to bend logic. Let's look at his last paragraph: "I recently watched the magnificent Don Cheadle film "Hotel Rwanda" with a group of friends, certified Bush Bashing Democrats all. After it was over, the general murmur in the room was 'why didn't America do something!' to stop the carnage in Rwanda. If Cindy Sheehan were to get her way, and President Bush would be 'impeached and tried for war crimes' over his wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, as she has demanded, the real losers will be the future citizens of Rwanda, and the other places where brutal dictators will have free reign to massacre people in large numbers, knowing that American leaders will pay too high a political price for them to get involved and 'do something.' And I don't think many of those places will be populated by white Europeans." Witness the powers of contortion. I mean, the citizens of Rwanda have already lost, haven't they? What about the citizens of Sudan right now? Bush hasn't been impeached yet, so where was he? So, Jim, let me repeat again, WE DID NOT GO TO WAR WITH IRAQ TO LIBERATE THE IRAQIS. Begone! Your powers of delusion will not work on me. Unfortunately, I am one of the lucky ones. Others have already succumbed.
